Where are U going for summer hol's ?

bettyboo · Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:03 pm Post subject:

Yep that one is a butterfly, I want it as a tattoo

Stargate2006 · Banned Joined: Sep 02, 2006 Posts: 236 Location: Essex

bettyboo · Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject:

Your never to old to try new things Wink

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alistairm1 · Regular Visitor Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Posts: 104

Bettyboo,
yes it is the "Fallen Madonna with the big boobies" Rene, I also hope to see the cracked vase with the big daisies as well.

GJF · Frequent Visitor Joined: Feb 08, 2007 Posts: 894

alistairm1 · Regular Visitor Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Posts: 104

I am going to give my good friend officer Crabtree a hand for a couple of days. He tells me my French is nearly as good as his, so communication should be a breeze.
I thought I would pop into the post office to see "bluetit", but only once!
I was also hoping to meet up with Denise LaRoq, but I hear she is still smitten with Rene.
I suppose if Denise is otherwise engaged I could see if the flying helmet and the wet celery is still on the menu. It would have to be with Yvette, though.

I also hope that madame Fanny has not had too many Volcanos; I've heard that she can get a bit carried away.

a bientot and

Good moaning

GJF · Frequent Visitor Joined: Feb 08, 2007 Posts: 894

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once -

I was told by Herr Von Schmallhausen that Herr Flick is after that "Fallen Madonna" again, at the moment he is otherwise engaged fighting off Helga who is down to her stockings again trying to get under his sheets.

So hide the picture well, as General von Klinkerhoffen is back from the Russian front, he will booby trap the frame to explode it in front of Hitler, if he gets his way.

Madame Fanny keeps going on about "Flashing knobs" so she is deffinately had too many Volcanos.

Captain Alberto Bertorelli is after Yvette so i would hurry to France, that man is barmy; whata mistaka to makea, womena won'ta leave hima alonea.

If you do manage to save Yvette from that mad Italian, while you are away leave me the other two, I will look after them.

Good Moaning, Monsieur alistairm1.
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alistairm1 · Regular Visitor Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Posts: 104

I was hoping that Lt. Gruber would help to find the picture, but he is, apparently, otherwise engaged with General von Flockenstoffen. Very much the same way as Helga and Flick.
But I wouldn't trust von Smallhaussen; he is still Gestapo through and through.

I will just have to take Yvette down to the cellar so she can help me find the knockwurst with the real picture in it.

Unfortunately, mme Fanny has been at the knockwursts after a few too many Volcanos, so there may be a bit of the Madonna missing. If I can get someone to distract von Flockenstoffen I should be able to get Gruber to do a quick repair.

Mimi and Maria are looking forward to seeing you. Watch out though, as Fairfax and Carstairs have been known to dress as women of the night.
Wouldn't like you to get confused!!

If you see an old onion seller, it will be leClerc, so just ignore him.

a bientot

GJF · Frequent Visitor Joined: Feb 08, 2007 Posts: 894

Herr Von Smallhaussen might look a stupid midget with a limp, but he has been my informer now for many years - I pay him well, even if using fallen men or women of the night to satisfy him.

Captain Hans Geering is also after the "Fallen Madonna with the big boobies", and the "Cracked vase with the big daisies" as well, so you will have your work cut out - a bit like Yvette with the knockwurst i suppose.

Bumbly Fairfax and Carstairs are otherwise engaged with Colonel von Strohm as whilst they were dressed up as women they were found upstairs by Stohm who wisked them away and didn't notice the difference.

That dipstick LeClerc is more than a onion, he wants to marry Madame Fanny, he must be suffering from shell-shock, last time i heard he was in Nouvion.

So a good Moaning to you again, Monsieur alistairm1.
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alistairm1 · Regular Visitor Joined: Mar 30, 2005 Posts: 104

So von Smallhaussen is working for you AND the Gestapo. I hope he declares the second income on his tax return.
Hans Geering is no threat; since he became a neutralised Englishman his interest in fallen Madonnas has waned considerably.

However, I will still be playing hunt the knockwurst with Yvette.

a bientot

Monsieur GJF

GJF · Frequent Visitor Joined: Feb 08, 2007 Posts: 894

Monsieur alistairm1,when i say von Smallhaussen is working for me, its a case of when he has had a few and laying with my women he talks too much, these Gestapo don't know when to stop all they think about is the Fatherland.

Bit like you really, liking a bit too much "ding dong" with anything in a skirt, i've seen you at work in that cafe with Lieutenant Gruber when he wears a skirt, i know he fancies you badly.

I've just remembered that day when you had your hands busy with Madame Lenare at the Milliners and you certainly had no interest in her hats, i bet you were more interested in her feathers.

Still got to go out in the boat now, so see you in the moaning Monsieur alistairm1, sorry i mean Rene Artois
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paulbrookes · Occasional Visitor Joined: Apr 09, 2006 Posts: 10

No holiday for me,, i seem to take long weekends!

Off to Eastern Haze in 15 days, a bit of a music festie in Suffolk.

Come along and get merry

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