Eats Shoots And Leaves

[DennisN]

I am fed up to the back teeth with people who know nothing of punctuation marks and VERY fed up with people who can’t spell ‘too’.
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Dennis

If it tastes good - it's fattening.

Two of them are obesiting!!

[M8TJT]

Which one Dennis. Do you mean to or too?

[DennisN]

Too
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Dennis

If it tastes good - it's fattening.

Two of them are obesiting!!

[Kremmen]

or Two
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[M8TJT]

Ah, damn, I forgot that one.

[DennisN]

Yes, I forgot it to.
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Dennis

If it tastes good - it's fattening.

Two of them are obesiting!!

[M8TJT]

In keeping with my post you should have said "I forgot two".

[DennisN]

You’re trying to hard too be pedantic.
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Dennis

If it tastes good - it's fattening.

Two of them are obesiting!!

[Privateer]

Their, they're, there, Dennis.
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Robert.
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[DennisN]

Borough, bough, cough, bought, hiccough.
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Dennis

If it tastes good - it's fattening.

Two of them are obesiting!!

[M8TJT]

Jeez Robert. Don't get him started on that one two.

[MaFt]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its really ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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